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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

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: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

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: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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: #Laughs Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the mor

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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: #Laughs Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim

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: #Laughs What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

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: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.

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: #Laughs How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

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: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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: #Laughs |A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

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: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

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: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

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: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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: #Laughs Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the mor

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

: #Laughs Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim

: #Laughs What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.

: #Laughs How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

: #Laughs |A motorway walks into a pub one day.

: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

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