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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs There was a horrible mistake at the hospital.

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: #Laughs There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there

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: #Laughs Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

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: #Laughs A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

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: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences

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: #Laughs Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of C

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: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

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: #Laughs Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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: #Laughs Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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: #Laughs What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!

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: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs There was a horrible mistake at the hospital.

: #Laughs There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there

: #Laughs Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

: #Laughs A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences

: #Laughs Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of C

: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

: #Laughs Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

: #Laughs What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!

: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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