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: #Laughs There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex.

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: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

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: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

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: #Laughs A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

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: #Laughs This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course.

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: #Laughs Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

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: #Laughs In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and start

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: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

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: #Laughs |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

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: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!

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: #Laughs We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.

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: #Laughs |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6.

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: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

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: #Laughs Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside fo

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: #Laughs If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

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: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

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: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

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: #Laughs There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex.

: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

: #Laughs A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.

: #Laughs Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

: #Laughs This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course.

: #Laughs Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!

: #Laughs What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

: #Laughs In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and start

: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

: #Laughs |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!

: #Laughs We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.

: #Laughs |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6.

: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

: #Laughs Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside fo

: #Laughs If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

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