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: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

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: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."Bu

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

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: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it.

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: #Laughs Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle.

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: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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: #Laughs Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

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: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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: #Laughs Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

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: #Laughs One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."Bu

: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it.

: #Laughs Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle.

: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

: #Laughs Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

: #Laughs Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

: #Laughs One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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