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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need

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: #Laughs True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of t

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.

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: #Laughs |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

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: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

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: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.

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: #Laughs John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice.

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: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

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: #Laughs Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need

: #Laughs True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of t

: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.

: #Laughs |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.

: #Laughs John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice.

: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

: #Laughs Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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