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: #Laughs How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen.

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: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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: #Laughs Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.

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: #Laughs What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

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: #Laughs He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank - all of which he'd lost at the races.

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: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

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: #Laughs TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a crossdresser Worse: He looks better than you

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: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

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: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

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: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

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: #Laughs The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential employer.

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: #Laughs |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my fac

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: #Laughs Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

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: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

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: #Laughs How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen.

: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

: #Laughs Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.

: #Laughs What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

: #Laughs He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank - all of which he'd lost at the races.

: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

: #Laughs TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines.

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a crossdresser Worse: He looks better than you

: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

: #Laughs The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential employer.

: #Laughs |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my fac

: #Laughs Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

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