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: #Laughs I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am.

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: #Laughs Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran3) List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery4) List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service5) List of Home cures for Ebola Virus6) Li

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: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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: #Laughs Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

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: #Laughs What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.

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: #Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

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: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years.

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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: #Laughs I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am.

: #Laughs Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran3) List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery4) List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service5) List of Home cures for Ebola Virus6) Li

: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

: #Laughs Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

: #Laughs What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

: #Laughs An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.

: #Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years.

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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