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: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

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: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

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: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

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: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

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: #Laughs What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

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: #Laughs Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

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: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

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: #Laughs NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.NAME__________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_HEI

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: #Laughs Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

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: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

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: #Laughs Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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: #Laughs Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

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: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

: #Laughs What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

: #Laughs Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

: #Laughs NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.NAME__________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_HEI

: #Laughs Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

: #Laughs Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

: #Laughs Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

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