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: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

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: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

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: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

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: #Laughs The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

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: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

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: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary.9) "Metal Mouth" and "Tinsel Teeth" have replaced your real name.8) You fight with your hair every morning .

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: #Laughs Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

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: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

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: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

: #Laughs The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary.9) "Metal Mouth" and "Tinsel Teeth" have replaced your real name.8) You fight with your hair every morning .

: #Laughs Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

: #Laughs Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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