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: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

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: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

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: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

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: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

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: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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: #Laughs How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter.

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: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

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: #Laughs Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.

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: #Laughs A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

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: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup.

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: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

: #Laughs How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter.

: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

: #Laughs Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.

: #Laughs A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup.

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