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: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

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: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

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: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

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: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

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: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

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: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

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: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me...

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: #Laughs What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me...

: #Laughs What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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