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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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: #Laughs If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

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: #Laughs A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana.

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: #Laughs I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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: #Laughs One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch.

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: #Laughs |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country.

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: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

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: #Laughs |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer.

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: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.

: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

: #Laughs If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

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: #Laughs A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana.

: #Laughs I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

: #Laughs One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch.

: #Laughs |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country.

: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

: #Laughs |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer.

: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

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