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: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

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: #Laughs Women's Snappy Comebacks:Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, an

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: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

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: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

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: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

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: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me.

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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

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: #Laughs Women's Snappy Comebacks:Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, an

: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me.

: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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