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: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - "Stop fucking her down there!""What's the matter with

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: #Laughs On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

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: #Laughs Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty.

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: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

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: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

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: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

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: #Laughs Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!

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: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

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: #Laughs | true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

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: #Laughs |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch the citizens of your favorite arcology squirm a

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: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

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: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - "Stop fucking her down there!""What's the matter with

: #Laughs On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

: #Laughs Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty.

: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

: #Laughs Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!

: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

: #Laughs | true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch the citizens of your favorite arcology squirm a

: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

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