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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !

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: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

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: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs |It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time.

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: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

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: #Laughs What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

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: #Laughs There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied "Happy-Butt".

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: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

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: #Laughs Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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: #Laughs Three guys are in a Cessna.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

: #Laughs Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !

: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs |It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time.

: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

: #Laughs What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

: #Laughs There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied "Happy-Butt".

: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

: #Laughs Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

: #Laughs Three guys are in a Cessna.

: #Laughs Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

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