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: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

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: #Laughs Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.

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: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

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: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

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: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

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: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

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: #Laughs What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

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: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.

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: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

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: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

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: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

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: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

: #Laughs Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

: #Laughs What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

: #Laughs A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.

: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

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