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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

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: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

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: #Laughs |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.

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: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

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: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

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: #Laughs He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.

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: #Laughs Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

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: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

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: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

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: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

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: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

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: #Laughs What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

: #Laughs |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.

: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

: #Laughs He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.

: #Laughs Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

: #Laughs What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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