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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

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: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it.

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: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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: #Laughs A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

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: #Laughs What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

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: #Laughs The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery.

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: #Laughs To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

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: #Laughs A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just give me white.

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: #Laughs A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it.

: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven.

: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

: #Laughs What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

: #Laughs The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery.

: #Laughs To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

: #Laughs A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just give me white.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

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