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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

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: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

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: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

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: #Laughs A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a.

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: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

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: #Laughs This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

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: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast.

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: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who?

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: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

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: #Laughs First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!

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: #Laughs What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

: #Laughs A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a.

: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

: #Laughs This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A.

: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast.

: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who?

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

: #Laughs First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!

: #Laughs What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

: #Laughs Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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