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: #Laughs Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

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: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

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: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

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: #Laughs Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life.

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: #Laughs A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

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: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

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: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

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: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

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: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs Oscar was an unlucky sap.

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: #Laughs Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

: #Laughs Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life.

: #Laughs A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs Oscar was an unlucky sap.

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