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: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

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: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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: #Laughs One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies...

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

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: #Laughs There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like t

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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

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: #Laughs A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher.

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack.

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: #Laughs An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

: #Laughs One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies...

: #Laughs What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

: #Laughs There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like t

: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher.

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack.

: #Laughs An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good.

: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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