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: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

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: #Laughs The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed.

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: #Laughs An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers.

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: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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: #Laughs A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

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: #Laughs A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.

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: #Laughs |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

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: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

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: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

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: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

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: #Laughs Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me.

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: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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: #Laughs What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

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: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

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: #Laughs Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S

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: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

: #Laughs The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed.

: #Laughs An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers.

: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

: #Laughs What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

: #Laughs A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.

: #Laughs |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

: #Laughs Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me.

: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

: #Laughs What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

: #Laughs Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S

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