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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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: #Laughs A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving.

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: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

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: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth...

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

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: #Laughs "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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: #Laughs The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming.

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

: #Laughs A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving.

: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth...

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

: #Laughs "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

: #Laughs The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming.

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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