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: #Laughs |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

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: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

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: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

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: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

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: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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: #Laughs Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

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: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm jus

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: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

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: #Laughs |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

: #Laughs Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir.

: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm jus

: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

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