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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) Y

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently wat

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died digging his grave.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

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