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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

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: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

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: #Laughs |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

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: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

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: #Laughs |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

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: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

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: #Laughs The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of

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: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

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: #Laughs Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

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: #Laughs |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486.

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: #Laughs A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh...

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: #Laughs Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

: #Laughs |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

: #Laughs |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

: #Laughs The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of

: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

: #Laughs Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

: #Laughs |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486.

: #Laughs A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh...

: #Laughs Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

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