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: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

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: #Laughs A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese.

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: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg.

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: #Laughs Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

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: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

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: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

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: #Laughs Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny.

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: #Laughs If Atheists don't belive in God......can they get insured for an act of god?

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: #Laughs A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch.

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: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

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: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.

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: #Laughs A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:"Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow."

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: #Laughs What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."

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: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs "I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist.

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: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

: #Laughs A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese.

: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg.

: #Laughs Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

: #Laughs Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny.

: #Laughs If Atheists don't belive in God......can they get insured for an act of god?

: #Laughs A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch.

: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.

: #Laughs A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:"Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow."

: #Laughs What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."

: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs "I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist.

: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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