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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice.

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: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10.

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: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

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: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

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: #Laughs ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1.

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: #Laughs How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

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: #Laughs A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

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: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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: #Laughs Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

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: #Laughs One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.

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: #Laughs Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice.

: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

: #Laughs Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10.

: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

: #Laughs ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1.

: #Laughs How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

: #Laughs Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

: #Laughs One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.

: #Laughs Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!

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