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: #Laughs This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to

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: #Laughs |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

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: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

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: #Laughs What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

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: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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: #Laughs What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

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: #Laughs Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

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: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

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: #Laughs A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said

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: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

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: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !

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: #Laughs This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to

: #Laughs |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

: #Laughs What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

: #Laughs What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

: #Laughs Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

: #Laughs A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said

: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !

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