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: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

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: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs A farmer comes home with a lively young bull.

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: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

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: #Laughs |A Teenager is...

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: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

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: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

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: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

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: #Laughs |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

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: #Laughs Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

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: #Laughs A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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: #Laughs What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

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: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

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: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs A farmer comes home with a lively young bull.

: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

: #Laughs |A Teenager is...

: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

: #Laughs |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

: #Laughs Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something.

: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

: #Laughs A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

: #Laughs What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

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