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: #Laughs A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

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: #Laughs On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business.

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: #Laughs What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

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: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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: #Laughs Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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: #Laughs My new baby is the image of his father.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a 0 dollar bill on his dick.

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: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

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: #Laughs One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No.

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: #Laughs A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

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: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

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: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

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: #Laughs A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

: #Laughs On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business.

: #Laughs What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

: #Laughs Do steam rollers really roll steam?

: #Laughs My new baby is the image of his father.

: #Laughs A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a 0 dollar bill on his dick.

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

: #Laughs One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No.

: #Laughs A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

: #Laughs Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

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