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: #Laughs A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in.

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

: #Laughs |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next.

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

: #Laughs The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.

: #Laughs Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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