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: #Laughs What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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: #Laughs A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room.

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: #Laughs An auditor is checking the books of an airline.

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: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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: #Laughs |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

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: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious.

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: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

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: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

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: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

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: #Laughs |10.

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: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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: #Laughs Night.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

: #Laughs A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room.

: #Laughs An auditor is checking the books of an airline.

: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

: #Laughs |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious.

: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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