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: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

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: #Laughs I hear you are a real humanitarian.

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: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

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: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

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: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

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: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

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: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

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: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

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: #Laughs Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.In comes a beautif

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: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

: #Laughs I hear you are a real humanitarian.

: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

: #Laughs Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.In comes a beautif

: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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