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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement

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: #Laughs Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.

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: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

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: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

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: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

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: #Laughs Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

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: #Laughs Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

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: #Laughs Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !

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: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

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: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement

: #Laughs Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.

: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

: #Laughs Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

: #Laughs Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !

: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

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