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: #Laughs The teacher came up with a good problem.

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

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: #Laughs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

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: #Laughs How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

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: #Laughs What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

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: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.

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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here...

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: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

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: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

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: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

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: #Laughs How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready.

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: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

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: #Laughs John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10.

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: #Laughs The teacher came up with a good problem.

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

: #Laughs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

: #Laughs How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

: #Laughs What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here...

: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

: #Laughs How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready.

: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

: #Laughs John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10.

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