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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!

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: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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: #Laughs Who was the first accountant? Adam.

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: #Laughs A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

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: #Laughs Communicating with Cattle by I.

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: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

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: #Laughs |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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: #Laughs BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

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: #Laughs Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if their sister got shot!

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

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: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

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: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!

: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

: #Laughs Who was the first accountant? Adam.

: #Laughs A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

: #Laughs Communicating with Cattle by I.

: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

: #Laughs BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

: #Laughs Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if their sister got shot!

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

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