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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

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: #Laughs What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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: #Laughs -Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?

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: #Laughs |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

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: #Laughs How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

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: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

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: #Laughs |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and t

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

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: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

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: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

: #Laughs What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

: #Laughs -Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?

: #Laughs |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

: #Laughs How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

: #Laughs |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and t

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

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