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: #Laughs What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

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: #Laughs Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.

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: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

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: #Laughs How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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: #Laughs Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

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: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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: #Laughs A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch.

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: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cock

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: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

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: #Laughs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?

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: #Laughs What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

: #Laughs Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.

: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

: #Laughs How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

: #Laughs Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

: #Laughs A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch.

: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cock

: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

: #Laughs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?

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