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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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: #Laughs Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !

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: #Laughs What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

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: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

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: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

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: #Laughs Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

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: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

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: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

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: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

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: #Laughs Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

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: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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: #Laughs Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

: #Laughs Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !

: #Laughs What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

: #Laughs Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

: #Laughs Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

: #Laughs Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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