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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

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: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

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: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

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: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

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: #Laughs What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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: #Laughs What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

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: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

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: #Laughs What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !

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: #Laughs In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

: #Laughs What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

: #Laughs What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.

: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

: #Laughs Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

: #Laughs What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !

: #Laughs In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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