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: #Laughs What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her sensed that she w

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: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

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: #Laughs |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.

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: #Laughs The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

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: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

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: #Laughs Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her sensed that she w

: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

: #Laughs |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.

: #Laughs The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

: #Laughs Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

: #Laughs Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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