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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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: #Laughs Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

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: #Laughs 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

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: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

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: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

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: #Laughs Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

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: #Laughs |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

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: #Laughs English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cockt

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

: #Laughs 181.

: #Laughs Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

: #Laughs 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

: #Laughs Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

: #Laughs |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

: #Laughs English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cockt

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

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