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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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: #Laughs Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

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: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

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: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out.

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: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

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: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

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: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

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: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

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: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

: #Laughs Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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