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: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

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: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

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: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

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: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

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: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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: #Laughs The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

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: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4.

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: #Laughs Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor about it.Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband's glass of water before going to sleep and then H

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

: #Laughs Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

: #Laughs The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4.

: #Laughs Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor about it.Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband's glass of water before going to sleep and then H

: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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