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: #Laughs A stupid glazier was examining a broken window.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

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: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

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: #Laughs God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.

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: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

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: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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: #Laughs Something to ponder...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

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: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

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: #Laughs If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

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: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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: #Laughs A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

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: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

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: #Laughs Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.

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: #Laughs A stupid glazier was examining a broken window.

: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

: #Laughs God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.

: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

: #Laughs Something to ponder...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

: #Laughs A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

: #Laughs Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.

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