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: #Laughs A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color.

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: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

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: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

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: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

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: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

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: #Laughs THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET.

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

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: #Laughs Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions.

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: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

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: #Laughs A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color.

: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

: #Laughs Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions.

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

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