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: #Laughs Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

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: #Laughs When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

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: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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: #Laughs There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were talking.

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: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

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: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

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: #Laughs At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard.

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: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

: #Laughs There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were talking.

: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard.

: #Laughs 12.

: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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