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: #Laughs Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p

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: #Laughs |Two men went bear hunting.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !

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: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

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: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

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: #Laughs Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 0.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break,

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: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings

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: #Laughs Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?

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: #Laughs you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"

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: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright.

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: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

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: #Laughs What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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: #Laughs Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p

: #Laughs |Two men went bear hunting.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !

: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

: #Laughs Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 0.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break,

: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings

: #Laughs Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?

: #Laughs you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"

: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

: #Laughs Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright.

: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

: #Laughs What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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