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: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

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: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

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: #Laughs Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

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: #Laughs Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.

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: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

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: #Laughs An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals.

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: #Laughs A college couple is under a tree on campus making out.

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: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

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: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

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: #Laughs How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !

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: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

: #Laughs Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

: #Laughs Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.

: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

: #Laughs An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals.

: #Laughs A college couple is under a tree on campus making out.

: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

: #Laughs How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !

: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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